Frederico planned to celebrate the new year with friends at the exotic international tourist haven of Molvania. When visiting the area, one could buy and use a MolvaPass (The Most Passive Way About Town!) for free or discounted access to cultural sites, public transit, and more. MolvaPasses were available for 3, 7, or 365 days, and could be bought in advance and activated later.

It may cover other things too, things that also are not “emergencies.”

: TAG team spotted the V8 bug first, so you can bet nation-states weren’t far behind