> Save the hero. Lose the sword—to a bird no less. RIP, sword.
> Come join the slime summoner Slimantha at the cozy town of Bleakfyre. Swords, birds, not-so-useful heroes getting mauled by bears ... Slimantha has this, but first, cheese sandwich. Chomp and chew. Chomp and chew.
> Slimantha's gaze drifts up. Are those crows? What are they doing?
> In the first (...)