> Nemesis Engine engaged.  Nemesis found... Transporting... 
> And now that I had EVERYTHING going in the right direction, I'm sucked into another world as a scullery maid because some ex-boyfriend from high school still hates me?  Seriously?  I was pre-med!  I had a family!  And a cat!
> What do you mean I can have my cat?  Well, that's a start...but once (...)