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FEMA Official: Teleporting to Waffle House Was an “Incredible Adventure”

www.loweringthebar.net/2026/03/fema-official-teleporting-to-waffle-house-was-an-incredible-adventure.html

Gregg Phillips, leader of FEMA’s Office of Response and Recovery, claims to have the ability to teleport, a skill he discovered while thinking about Waffle House. His past includes promoting conspiracy theories and lacking expertise in emergency management. Phillips is set to testify before the House Homeland Security Committee about the risks of the current shutdown.

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