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Good Reason to Kill #79: Disputed Seating at Kindergarten Graduation

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A brawl erupted at a kindergarten graduation in Toledo, Ohio, between adults disputing seating arrangements. The fight, which involved punching and trampling, resulted in one woman being arrested for felonious assault. The author argues the charge is excessive, as the harm inflicted was not severe enough to warrant a felonious assault designation.